Body shape.
I'm actually really looking forward to the part of my pregnancy when I look like this...
because...
a. I will no longer receive stealthy glances to my tummy while people try and decide if they think I'm pregnant.
b. my maternity shirts will fit and maybe look less like little tents.
c. I'll have a legitimate excuse not to shave my legs, since I won't even be able to see my own knobby knees.
d. people will probably throw food at me, too.
For now I'm going to enjoy...
a. sleeping on my stomach.
b. having a lap for my kids to sit on.
c. putting my shoes on with minimal effort.
and
d. blaming my weight gain on a peanut-sized critter, all the while stuffing my face with cheesecake.
because...
a. I will no longer receive stealthy glances to my tummy while people try and decide if they think I'm pregnant.
b. my maternity shirts will fit and maybe look less like little tents.
c. I'll have a legitimate excuse not to shave my legs, since I won't even be able to see my own knobby knees.
d. people will probably throw food at me, too.
For now I'm going to enjoy...
a. sleeping on my stomach.
b. having a lap for my kids to sit on.
c. putting my shoes on with minimal effort.
and
d. blaming my weight gain on a peanut-sized critter, all the while stuffing my face with cheesecake.
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