Introducing Iggy.

Here is a wise soul stuck in a body that will not cooperate. He is famous for falling, fidgeting, and for his momentous fake-crying.

His anthem:

"Oh the thumb-sucker's thumb
May look wrinkled and wet
And withered and white as the snow,
But the taste of a thumb
Is the sweetest taste yet
(As only we thumb-suckers know)."
-Shel Silverstein